So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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