is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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