is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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