She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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