i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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