after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
