I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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