she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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