Where are you?
In a non slutty way
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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