it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nut hugger
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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