He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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