Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
