Where is the hickey?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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