He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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