I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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