your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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