ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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