508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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