Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
