She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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