i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Randomize
