he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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