id be glad to
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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