awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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