i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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