What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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