I'm drive I can fine osifer
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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