She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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