I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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