Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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