She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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