She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
