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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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