I swear she didn't look like that last week.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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