Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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