I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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