Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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