Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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