so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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