Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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