I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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