Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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