absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
