This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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