just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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