home. puking in laundry basket.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
