"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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