We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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