Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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