Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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