he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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