I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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