We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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