hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my being single is dangerous.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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