hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
In America we eat man semen.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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